Well you can't believe everything you read. After all, by definition, fiction writers lie for a living.

Peacocks have the bright feathers. Fish have the long tails. Women have the mall.

Happy is entirely up to you and always has been.

The key to happiness - as any good fairy godmother will tell you - is not to avoid problems, but to overcome them.

What was God thinking when he created a guy this handsome? He wasn't a gift to womankind, he was a torture device.

Sometimes love not only lifts you to the ceiling, it also keeps your eyes there.

I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.

Beauty has a persuasive power all its own.

Many perfumes promise to lure men to women. None of them smell of motherhood. None of them proclaim the wearer to be tidy, thrifty, and sensible.

You need to be more careful, or you could hurt yourself.

I didn't bother to explain about the glitter in my hair. I figured they could think it was a family trait. We all glittered, just like the Cullens in Twilight.

There are no limitations to the mind except those that we acknowledge.

Those who think only in straight lines cannot see around a curve.

Love can be expressed in a myriad of different methods, but the most timeless and most treasured will always remain the classic love letter.

May my life radiates the beauty of God's glorious grace to mankind.

I might not have superpowers, but I know how to knee a guy in the nuts.

Women have a level of outward compassion that a lot of men don't necessarily have. Guys feel as deeply as women, but they don't share it as much.

You cannot be anything if you want to be everything. But if you are content to be something, you may by analogy be many things.

Without the gospel, a gathering of people, though they claim otherwise, cannot be an authentic church.

For me, it works to my advantage when people think I'm stupid. If somebody who disdains you or wants to control you underestimates you, you can play their game right back.