Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

It would be wrong to refuse to face the fact that everything is fundamentally sick and sad.

No social stability without individual stability.

My hope for my children must be that they respond to the still, small voice of God in their own hearts.

When you write, you put your thoughts in the public space. You get both positive and negative feedback.

You ever think about this? Every year you live, you pass the anniversary of your death. Now you don't know what day it is, of course.

I want to be prophetic and take stands and stand with those on the margins, and I want to laugh as much as I can.

The world is won by those who let it go.

Fear can come across in absence of sharp corners, locked windows in hotel rooms, locks, passwords, security...fairytales (the type of storylines)...in fact everywhere.

Awards are great, but they're not who you are, and pop culture isn't who you are.

Nobody gives you money for nothing, and that's the lesson with the Clintons. Nobody gives you money because they like you.