Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

God needs loving, accepting, and compassionate people—not accepting of sin, but accepting God’s forgiveness of sin for all who repent.

I never hurt nobody but myself and that's nobody's business but my own.

When people say they love you, you just have to decide to believe them, because you'll never know for sure.

I think there's two ways to make money online. One way is by selling other people's stuff, the other way is by selling your stuff.

When you're reading the Word of God, you need to let it soak in and let God speak to your heart and let the Holy Spirit work.

Coquettes know how to please, not love, and that is why men love them SO much.

I am undefinable. I don't fit into any particular category.

I will never forget that there are millions of other people who would be dying to be in my position. I’m not going to be an actress who doesn’t appreciate what she has.

When the people are afraid of the government, that's tyranny. But when the government is afraid of the people, that's liberty.

I think being a poet, period, is isolating.