Well, you should have a chat with your boyfriend, clarify your desires. Hate to break the news, but, uh, he’s cheatin’ on you. Tell him I said my dog kisses better than him and he hits like a girl.

Crap. I was hopin’ all things ugly had been raptured, but you’re still muckin’ up the planet.”“We must share the same faith, honey. ’Cause beauty checked out when you showed up.

Why do all your brilliant ideas involve felonies?

Woman cannot survive on droplets, she requires waves to regularly crash over her shores as the moon gives way to the sun...

In parenting patience is the greatest virtue.

1 tell you the past is a bucket of ashes.

I'm a student of world religion, so to me, it's hugely important to have knowledge and to understand what people are doing.

Wisdom and penetration are the fruit of experience, not the lessons of retirement and leisure. Great necessities call out great virtues.

The poets down here don't write nothin' at all, they just stand back and let it all be.

You remember my ideal cat has always a huge rat in its mouth, just going out of sight - though going out of sight in itself has a peculiar pleasure.

I hate when I lose my voice and then people try and talk to me and I seem like I'm being rude and then I hurt their feelings. That sucks.

I had this notion of what I called a democratic way of looking around, that nothing was more or less important.