Westerns pop up every so often, everybody does a western and then they all die.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

People who sleep around to get roles are frail and scared and most likely without talent. It's their own little horror show that only they can deal with.

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun

All men think they're fascinating. In my case, it's justified.

For a long time I was embarrassed to say I was a 'B' movie actor, ... But now that I see what Hollywood's putting out, I realized 'B' actually means 'better.'

We make our own problems every time. Everything that we complain about is something we can solve.

If I had all the money in the world, I'd still make movies. But I'd want them to pay me in donuts.

Every word out of my mouth is a word that I've approved.

Once you look past the hype, actors are nothing more than fugitives from reality who specialize in contradiction: we are both children and hardened adults—wide-eyed pupils and jaded working stiffs.

Actors who say they can dive inside a character are either schizophrenic or lying.

By properly going through hardships you can develop the qualities of the successful man that is in you

Ungrateful people forget what they are not grateful for.

We will always find ourselves in trouble when we get comfortable with things as they are.

We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are

I don't get jealousy, I don't get how people hate each other - I never did.

I rose to go, but Holmes caught me by my wrist and pushed me back into my chair. 'It is both, or none,' said he. 'You may say before this gentleman anything which you may say to me.

Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.

Memo to Congress: America's problem is not that government is too small. It's the spending, stupid!

The thing is, I'm a very practical filmmaker.

Gratitude is heaven itself.