Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors.

Why would we have different races if God meant us to be alike and associate with each other?

That's part of American greatness, is discrimination. Yes, sir. Inequality, I think, breeds freedom and gives a man opportunity.

The only thing that goes with Crocs is social Ostracism.

The reason he [Jimmy Carter] says he never lies is because he thinks the truth originates with him.

Honest businessmen should be protected from the unscrupulous consumer.

As I remember it, the bases were loaded.

Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing.

I'm overwhelmed with my own feelings and the feelings I have for all the people who were rooting for us to win this thing.

If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel.

If Manliness had a soundtrack, the score would be metal.

As Hagrid had said, what would come would come and he would have to meet it when it did.

I'd rather make a show 100 people need to see, than a show that 1000 people want to see.

We're impacted by all the intersections of our identities and those then are reflected on what our choices are.

I call myself a character actor all my life. I've done a certain amount as a leading man, but character actors in my estimation - it's a lost art these days.

Who is Hunter Becker?" "Becker the Gory? Lighthouse Keepers? Boston?" "I would've preferred Becker the Easiley Surrendering or Becker the Quite Reasonable, but beyond that his name tells me nothing.

I feel confident because I'm the best player in the world. It's that simple.

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility.

Rather, God has commissioned us as agents of intervention in the midst of a hostile and broken world.

The best way to get acid out of your body is to wash it out. The best way to wash it out is to provide plenty of water to do the job

the damned book I am writing is like the driveling of a weak-kneed sea calf. If I were sufficiently strong minded, I should tear it up an start again. But I don't.