What I am for is justice for everyone, just like it says in the Constitution.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.

All humor is rooted in pain.

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.

Happiness doesn't depend on reality but it depends on perception.

It is the length of the journey that ripens the joy of the outcome.

Waiters are like hookers, never around when you want them.

It is time to put more cops on the beat and remove our most violent repeat offenders from our neighborhood streets.

Don’t do it. Don’t love me.

Photography cannot change the world, but it can show the world, especially when it changes.

Break open the forbidden happiness.

United could soon overtake Arsenal as the chief threat to Chelsea, and defiant Keane vowed: We will keep fighting to the end. We are Manchester United, that is what we do.

You have to be open to everything.

I didn't want the life that made sense. Not if the chaos meant i could have Bella.