What I do as an art form is try to make people feel good and if I do try to make them feel bad, it's for a reason. There's something I am trying to say.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

We often fear to say what is true. Our tongues are tied by the beliefs of the society.

People are living books. The real library of life is community.

There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so.

Because beauty isn't enough, there must be something more.

Leaders need to have a ruthless commitment to resolving relational conflict regardless of how bad it feels.

I believe that there's a way to question authority with manners, with dignity. There's no reason to be rude about it.

Death is only an experience through which you are meant to learn a great lesson: you cannot die.

The #‎ knuckleball can be a metaphor of what it's like to let go.

This is life-and it is passing. What are we waiting for?

Some missionaries bound for Africa were laughed at by the boat captain. 'You'll only die over there,' he said. But a missionary replied, 'Captain, we died before we started.'