What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

Democrats should be focused on which way we can help the most people in this country, and Republicans should be focused on how to do that in the most fiscally responsible manner possible.

George Bush isn't Hitler. He could be if he applied himself.

Everything you see is in the process of making or unmaking or dying or living. Everything is in a state of change.

i am constantly torn between killing myself and killing everyone around me. those seem to be the two choices. everything else is just killing time.

a dream can be the highest point of a life

In creating a family, we fulfill our greatest purpose on earth.

I dont want to be President I dont

There has to be a real strong reason to do something with someone for me.

The cobs were delivered to a big pile. We were one of the first to feed corn cobs to cattle.

I had been building electronic musical instruments since I was a kid.

When I came to Washington, I was troubled to observe so many similarities between the behaviors of drug-addicted patients and my political colleagues. In Washington power is like morphine.