What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

These people make my family look easy to get along with.

I think that time might be different for young people. The minutes longer, stronger, more vibrant.

The amount of chiaroscuro an idea harbors is the only index of its profundity.

True bravery means doing alone that which one could do if all the world were by.

You have to be kind of sensitive to be in rock and roll.

Fail big if you have to, but go down trying.

The bond market is debating with itself what the intent of the Fed is. I don't think the Fed has a multi-step process. They are taking it step by step.

I love being in the gym.

It used to be that you knew your neighbors and maybe your coworkers - the people in your physical vicinity.