What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.

He has the most who is most content with the least.

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, "Behold Plato's man!"

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a human."

It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.

One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings

We need houses as we need clothes, architecture stimulates fashion. It’s like hunger and thirst — you need them both.

There's no point in defending camp if you guys die. All our friends are here.

Buddhism notes that it is always a mistake to think your soul can go it alone.

Who is't that to woman's beauty would submit, And yet refuse the fetters of their wit?

Forgiveness indeed heals memories

The world is awash in more debt than there is money enough in the world to liquidate it.

I broke a lot of rules because I didn't know the rules.

It seems like a dangerous concept to have someone who's just your drinking buddy. Someone you have nothing in common with, if you're sober, is probably not a good, healthy friendship.

You know, a TV show is a slow build.

You never know when the truth will come home. You can't choose the time. The time chooses you.