What I'm trying to do is be righteous. And when I say “righteous,” I don't mean God. You know? God- Righteous. I mean just when I wake up, I know I was honest to myself.

I generally don't like living in a world where being what a man is, is a horrible thing; and no matter what a woman is, is a wonderful thing.

Women don't want to win, they want a winner.

Women expect us to like them, but they don't even like each other

People say life ain't fairlife is very fair. People aren't fairpeople are terrible.

I like to be loved or hated - I don't like mediocre. So I'd rather have the entire crowd hate me than to have 90% hate me.

Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon . . . dipped in honey.

Just making the crowd laugh is not really doing things for me anymore. That's just knowing how to kill; I've learned how to kill - but also learned when a crowd's laughter is meaningful.

I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy.

I don't go to any sexy places to eat where they give you half a lamb chop and one bean. I like going, 'Uhhh, I'm done' when I eat.

I'm a decent cook, and I will try to cook anything. My only weakness is that I don't know servings - I only know how to make a lot.

Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.

The world would have no rainbows if the sky had not storms.

Feelings are relative. And at the root, they're all the same, even if they grow from different experiences and exist on different scales.

Running water never grows stale.

I'm not a perfectionist. I'm just very observant.

It is not your sin - it is your moderation that cries to heaven; your very sparingness in sin cries to heaven!

Everything in the world is exactly the same.

Whoever values peace of mind and the health of the soul will live the best of all possible lives.

Thought is the most highly organized form of energy known to man.

With you nothing is simple yet nothing is simpler