What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

True friends are those who came into your life, saw the most negative part of you, but are not ready to leave you, no matter how contagious you are to them.

Chemistry's a tricky thing, and if I'm not feeling it, I'm not gonna pretend.

In retrospect, I am very nearly as sharp as I pretend to be.

While we have prisons it matters little which of us occupy the cells.

I am a very discreet human when it comes to other people.

Repetition may not entertain, but it teaches.

Pity the man who inherits a million and isn't a millionaire. Here's what would be pitiful, if your income grew and you didn't.

No one, evidently, except me has found "No Alarms" poem ironical that an obsessive theme in my writing was - and has continued to be - not being able to write.

There is no failure in the spiritual life, as long as we do not give up the fight.

One, if one is sensible, blames government, not the servers of government, not those entangled in their governments.