What I need is a search engine that, no matter what I type in, comes back with GO BACK TO WORK.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Be strong in soul.

Desires stay unaware of man’s fragile existence authored by scarcity

Christ is the Divine answer to the Devil's overthrow of our first parents.

Now, kids are bulls**t meters. We can smell bulls**t right away. When something's not real, you can't connect to it.

Your first ritual that you do during the day is the highest leveraged ritual, by far, because it has the effect of setting your mind, and setting the context, for the rest of your day.

People trample over flowers, yet only to embrace a cactus.

Crazy ideas sometimes work, and the technological society that we have is built on a foundation of those crazy ideas that work.

God, how I ricochet between certainties and doubts.

We need to start thinking collectively as a people about what we should be looking at.

The world is too much with us; late and soon, getting and spending, we lay waste our powers: Little we see in Nature that is ours.