What I tell you three times is true.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

For computer communications, computers talk in little bursts. They're not continuous like speech.

If Christ is not ALL to you he is NOTHING to you

You need to feel good about yourself, the motivation has to come from within. You have nobody to fall back on except yourself.

My father died in 1930, but if you told him or anybody almost in that time that you'd be able to sit back in England and watch a cricket game in Australia, they'd have you put in the loony bin.

One thing I have learned is, if people tell you they had a "frank" discussion with someone, it is usually code for a yelling match with clenched fists.

I love New York, but I'd felt like an outsider here.

I have for many years been puzzled by the persistence of Hugh Hefner. Why is he still here?

When I am really angry, I clam up, go cold.

I can't speak for anyone else, but in my case, I sort of fell into acting.