What I want to do more than anything as president of the United States is to restore the honor and dignity and respect that this country is owed around the world.

I've waffled before. I'll waffle again.

I still want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks.

I was hoping to get a reception like this, I'd just hoped that it would be on Thursday night instead of Tuesday night.

I'm a committed Christian. I worship in my own way. That's my business. That's not the business of the pharisees who are going to preach to me about what I do and then do something else.

I'm just deeply disappointed that once again we may have to settle for the lesser of two evils.

We know that no one person can succeed unless everybody else succeeds.

I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play, you know, hide the salami, or whatever it's called.

Tom DeLay ought to go back to Houston where he can serve his jail sentence.

I think the recovery hasn't been stronger because the hole that was dug for President Obama by the Bush administration was far worse than anybody could imagine, first of all.

The Democratic Party, all the candidates from Washington, they all know each other, they all move in the same circles, and what I'm doing is breaking into the country club.

The writer is neither saint nor tzaddik nor prophet standing at the gate

But as the years passed, he missed her more, not less, and his need for her became a cut that would not scar over, would not stop leaking.

Smartphones are tools which fools fiddle with when they are around people that they don’t have the courage, or, the intellect, to converse with.

A live broke man is 'luckier' than a dead rich man.

The only thing we have to fear...is audiovisual glitches at our annual event.

A man may be said to love most truly that woman in whose company he can feel drowsy in comfort.

Give me a highly successful unionized industry.

The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it.

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

Realism is a very sophisticated form of literature, a very grown-up one. And that may be its weakness. But fantasy seems to be eternal and omnipresent and always attractive to kids.