What a childhood I had - I was ten years old when I found out Alpo was dog food.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

Some of life's greatest calls were answered not by the head but by the body.

The stalkers can get a little scary at times, but I guess all these things are a part of being famous.

There is a kind of beauty in imperfection.

I had a great year and left my guts out on the field.

I'd love to see a good script of one of my books, in these years of animations and comic book sequels, and had so many written over the years, but none quite clicked.

I'm not at the point in my career where I want to rebuild.

Grace is the understanding that God is a better savior than you are a sinner.

A lot of actors are perfectionists, besides merely being egotists.

Every girl likes feeling hot and sexy and beautiful and likes hearing it.

Working with them was a great experience. Victor Garber, Stephen McHattie and Ray Liotta - they were all bang-up.