What a great hitch to pit!

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

God change us in every circumstance.

Yesterday is done. Today has just begun. I am not going let anyone's negative issues do anything to me other than inspire me to do better.

Individuals with a good self esteem can accept or reject the opinions of others, but never depend on them for their sense of worthiness.

If God simply handed us everything we want, He'd be taking from us our greatest prize - the job of accomplishment

I think it's really hard to work in a city where you live too, because I get so absorbed with the movie that I become a bad friend and a bad participant in my own life.

Silence does not equal patriotism. Obedience is not the American way.

The first thing any coaching staff must do is weed out selfishness. No program can be successful with players who put themselves ahead of the team.

Nowadays, when kids decide they like an artist, they'll absorb everything that artist has ever done in a single night.

When a song wants to be written, it will be written.

The friendly cow, all red and white, I love with all my heart; She gives me cream with all her might, To eat with apple-tart.