What a man misses mostly in heaven is company.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I really don't know what "I love you" means.I think it means "Don't leave me here alone.

You didn't need a college degree to become one of the people who knew what was really going on. If you paid attention, you could pick things up on your own.

You can start looking for your purpose in life after you have identify who you are

Mature Woman: Is a woman who has lived her life enough to understand what she wants, and she is confident in knowing who she is without question.

My chief gifts are - naturally good at all sports with a raw talent for pretty much everything, which if nurtured could develop into improper talent.

Voting for the right is doing nothing for it.

I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd

I don't believe in sexual love.

The world looks as if it has been left in the custody of trolls.

I have always been "Hacky Wacky" which is my lingo for HAPPY! I refuse to allow my obesity to control me.