What a moron I was to think you were sweet and innocent, when it turns out you were actually college-educated the whole time!

I always thought eating was a ridiculous activity anyway. I'd get out of it myself if I could, though you've got to do it to stay alive, they tell me.

Her metaphors for her children included barnacles encrusting a ship and limpets clinging to a rock.

That’s what you get for being food.

What else can I do? Once you've gone this far you aren't fit for anything else. Something happens to your mind. You're overqualified, overspecialized, and everybody knows it.

I wish I didn’t have a heart that God wrote Sad on.

Kiss someone. Even if it's only in your mind.

The sweet spot is where duty and delight converge.

I don't want to be entertained. I don't want visuals or musicals. I don't want a vacation. I don't want to quit. I don't want sympathy. The cry of my heart is 'Just Give Me Jesus.'

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the right moment that a buyer needs it.

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love or exercise

It cannot be considered success unless you are smiling.

One only has to look at the performance of the economy to understand how it shapes the perspective of America's youth about military service.

What, I have actually loved it, because I've been underestimated every step of the way, and it's so exciting when you can prove them all wrong.

There is no murder. We make murder, and it matters only to us.