What a rush it was to plunge into the bin of official decision and cast a ballot in favor of FUN.

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life. Either you laugh and suffer, or you got your beans or brains on the ceiling.

you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.

We are all the same person trying to shake hands with our self.

We can make a difference and have fun doing it

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life.

we're all bozos on the bus, so might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.

Good morning! What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand.

Sure, I could of done it different... put my clown in a closet and dressed up in straight clothing. I could of compromised my essence, and swallowed my soul.

Death was Patrick Henry's second choice.

And I also thought that Richard Nixon was the greatest political education we have ever had, but it looks like we need to relearn them again.

If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive.

Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'

Suddenly I found you and the spirit in me sings, Don't have to look no further, You're the soul of many things.

Movies are the greatest art form the world has come up with yet. If you don't use them to the full extent and you don't give people as much as you possibly can, you're doing a disservice to it.

We eat a lot of lean meat and fresh vegetables.

Hope's interesting, isn't it? I can't turn hope off, it's hopeless.

If you are free, you are not predictable and you are not controllable.

I wouldnt say Malkovich is totally insane, but hes not living in the real world. Hes living in his world, which is a fine world to live in apparently.

I like to think I don't make music for ignorant people.