What a snapshot is to your life, your life is to eternity, so wouldn't it be nice if eternity captured you smiling?

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Life’s biggest enemy is time. It kills us slowly as the illusion changes.

People take power trips at the most inopportune times.

I'm turned on by diversity. I'm turned on by things that are different. I like different animals, I like different ways of travel, and I like different people.

I hold it a blasphemy to say that a man ought not to fight against authority: there is no great religion and no great freedom that has not done it, in the beginning.

My home is not a place, it is people.

What shall we do with...the Jews?...I advise that all their prayer books and Talmudic writings...are to be taken from them.

The art of Good Eating has two essential points: one must eat only when one is hungry, and one must take small bites.

The good news in investing is there are no HR problems. If there are no humans, there are no problems!

I make no complaint. I am a writer. I do not accept my condition; I will strive to change it; but I inhabit it, I am trying to learn from it.

If someone has already done a role I'm about to do, I won't watch the original until after I'm finished playing the role.