What a strange family you are! Is your name Lettie too?

I think we ought to live happily ever after.

My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.

But I discovered that people like me -- they do, you know, if you like them -- and then it was all right.

Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!

You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.

Nobody can buy a hat without gossiping.

I feel ill, " [Howl] announced. "I'm going to bed, where I may die.

Wizard Howl, " said Wizard Suliman. "I must apologize for trying to bite you so often. In the normal way, I wouldn't dream of setting teeth in a fellow countryman.

Tantrums are seldom about the thing they appear to be about.

Some people are thoroughly self-centred. This thing goes with me. I need it for moral support.

There is evil in all of us, and it is the mark of a man how he defies the evil within.

[American Citizenship] captures the enduring idea that this country only works when we accept certain obligations to one another and to future generations

Before the art of medicine comes the art of belief.

To bring about a fundamental, radical revolution, we must begin with ourselves.

Family pride entertains many unsocial opinions.

Some people, you know, should just go to college and do what they do and have a great job and not worry about trying to be famous as a singer. It's not for everyone.

A wise person is full of questions. A dull person is full of answers.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

I'm always fascinated when people say, "We found rude conversations people had via e-mail." Why are you e-mailing this stuff? It has your signature on it! It has a time stamp!

I know that’s a secret, for it’s whispered everywhere.