What a terrible thing to be a great lord, yet a wicked man.

It is not only for what we do that we are held responsible, but also for what we do not do.

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.

Love is a great master. It teaches us to be what we never were.

I assure you, an educated fool is more foolish than an uneducated one.

I want people to be sincere; a man of honor shouldn't speak a single word that doesn't come straight from his heart.

People spend most of their lives worrying about things that never happen.

I hate all men, the ones because they are mean and vicious, and the others for being complaisant with the vicious ones.

Great is the fortune of he who possesses a good bottle, a good book, and a good friend.

Folk whose own behavior is most ridiculous are always to the fore in slandering others.

A husband is a plaster that cures all the ills of girlhood.

I sleep with the lights on now. Not because I’m afraid of the dark, but because I like to keep the night as far away as I can.

Using the right of veto would be shooting the Americans in the back.

When you hit 'Save' on a spread sheet and you assign a spreadsheet to something, that [stuff] becomes official.

Take your place in a wiser world of bigger motor cars.

Neither side is guiltless if its adversary is appointed judge.

I stroll along serenely, with my eyes, my shoes, my rage, forgetting everything.

I like to cook; it is, for me, a happy combination of mindlessness and purpose.

Intuitive knowledge is an illumination of the soul, whereby it beholds in the light of God those things which it pleases Him to reveal to us by a direct impression of divine clearness.

If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?