What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.

I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.

Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history.

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.

We will move forward, we will move upward, and yes, we will move onward.

Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year.

For NASA, space is still a high priority.

We all lived in this century, I didn't live in this century.

Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement'. Not so. No one was fooled

The question in life is not whether you get knocked down. You will. The question is, are you ready to get back up... And fight for what you believe in?

If your church loves the way you do church more than your children, it loves the wrong thing.

My material never comes out verbatim every time. I always tweak in a line, or tweak away a line, gain a couple tags or lose a couple tags. The timing is always off.

You think that way as you begin to get grayer and you see pretty plainly that the game is not going to end as you planned.

Each generation has to stand up for democracy. It can't take anything for granted and may have to fight fundamental battles anew.

It is true that all of the current presidential candidates once denied that they had any intention of running. But the fact that I am also a liar, doesn't make me a candidate.

The root cause of terrorism is terrorists.

I'm a very, very handsome man, and have had to come to terms with it... um, do I like the way I look? In the right light, and with a following wind.

The need here is professional closeness tempered by emotional distance.

There is no real and true joy of if that joy is not imbued with love. Love cannot exist without joy.