What a woman most admires in a man is distinction among men. What a man most admires in a woman is devotion to himself.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Sometimes people think the old days were better than today. Even though life was simpler and slower, it was not necessarily easier.

What I wanted was to be allowed to do the thing in the world that I did best-which I believed then and believe now is the greatest privilege there is. When I did that success found me.

In any country, in any city, there will be political influence on what is said, what kind of images are to be projected and, yes, of course artists can be and are influenced by politicians.

The person you call an enemy is an exaggerated aspect of your own shadow self.

The goal for me is to have one track just flow into the next one and you can just get lost in it. I try to find that fluidity.

Where soil is, men grow, Whether to weeds or flowers.

A lot of what is famous about film making are the movie stars and what is considered a movie star is a lot of great acting, but also a lot of physical beauty.

It is not true that virtually all news in a totalitarian state is false.

He who fears not death fears not a threat.

Who is Jesus? The answer to that question is a matter of eternal life and eternal death.