What abandoned course is that?

Forget your opponents; always play against par.

Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.

There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what he shot.

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.

Practice puts brains in your muscles.

Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.

In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it.

Never let up. The more you can win by, the more doubts you put in the other players' minds the next time out.

I believe in destiny...what's going to be is going to be. If I'm going to win, I'm going to win...I don't give a damn what the other guy shoots. I'm going to win if it's my turn.

You forgive them and move on.

People first make unhappy, then say stay happy.

My shoes I got to pick. I chose worn-out red flats. I figured I should make it clear from the start that I wasn’t princess material.

I wanted to fix things, obviously. You know it’s like… the planets are out of alignment when we’re fighting.

My philosophy is I'm raising future adults, not children.

I've often said that my rats have taught me much more than I've taught them.

The flowers are ravined by bees, the fruit blossoms are thrown to the ground, the wind the rain forces everything.

They weren't crazy. They were tired of being locked up. Even I could see that.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

I'm about to start working with a singer I met on my last trip: she'll get international exposure, and I'll have a song out in that market sung in Cantonese.