What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man.

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

I see knowledge of self. I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me.

Don't follow in my footsteps. Be original, and create your own path. Be a trailblazer! Do you! Be better than me. Do you! Be happy and have joy in your life.

I love my mother. My mother made sure, her stubbornness - she made sure we was going to eat. She made sure we had Christmases. That was my mother. My father wasn't there for that.

My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back."

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

When we protect ourselves from what we fear, we also undermine our capacity for wonder.

- You may always talk to me, honey... - Started suddenly bright white moon. - The stars are too young to give you a wise advice, yet.

Jewels and binoculars hang from the head of the mule.

The poorest people are the sweetest people.

Only fools use their mouth to speak. A smart man uses his brain, and a wise man uses his heart.

I became a Christian when I was a little six-year-old boy.

Every character in each of my movies is a different side of myself.

Being true to yourself really means being true to all the complexities of the human spirit.

Strength alone knows conflict, weakness is born vanquished.

You can swim, too." he says. "Where did you learn that in District Twelve?" "We have a very big bathtub.