What are all the thoughts rattling in your mind when you're not listening to the answers to questions you ask?" -Jo, Boom

To establish true self-esteem we must concentrate on our successes and forget about the failures and the negatives in our lives. - Denis Waitley.

One day I shall leave the world, And if you feel like remembering me-Search me not in my ashes, In my words, you can rummage me!

When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them.

This [2016] is not simply another four-year election. This is a crossroads in the history of our civilization that will determine whether or not we the people reclaim control over our government.

To save all we must risk all.

We may stumble and fall but shall rise again; it should be enough if we did not run away from the battle.

Pick at random any three letters from the alphabet, put them in any order, and you will have an acronym designating a federal agency we can do without.

I'm used to being the background. I'm used to having work that only lasts for a little while. I'm used to being - working in the real world, where real things are.

For if all things were equally in all men, nothing would be prized.

But a lot of writers - and I'm one of them - do tend to feel dissatisfied. It makes you a little hard to live with, but it's a goad and does keep you alert and restless.