What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

People keep asking astrologers for their destinies. Ironically, it is the people themselves who are the creators of their own destinies.

If you think of something, do it.Plenty of people often think, “I’d like to do this, or that.

I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle.

If we don't get the deal we want, we leave NAFTA and start over to get a much better, a much more fair deal because right now, we're a one-way highway into Mexico, a one-way highway .

To the worker, God himself lends aid.

We really believe our national interests are identical with European interests.

There is a great beauty in every language and there is a great language in every beauty! Be silent and listen to them!

The traits I respect are erudition and the courage to stand up when half-men are afraid for their reputation. Any idiot can be intelligent.

Intuition is a strange instinct that tells a woman she is right, whether she is or not.

I am much perturbed by this business of sickness. Our bodies seem so easily to leap into the saddle where our minds should be. People who are ill become changelings.