What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this.""Amazing at pure suck, " Leo said. "If I was as suck as you, I'd drown myself. Oh wait, you already did that.

Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies

Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking.

Mussolini?” Leo frowned. “Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?

Percy looked at his friends. “I’m getting tired of this guy’s shirt.

Percy is the most powerful demigod I've ever met. No offense to you guys but it's true.

Sometimes wisdom came from strange places, even from giant teenaged goldfish.

Scrawny? Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.

Forget the chicken-nugget smoke screen. Percy wanted Leo to invent an anti-dream hat.

Otis barreled towards them empty-handed, before apparently realizing that a) he was empty-handed and b) charging towards a large body of water to fight a son of Poseidon was maybe not a good idea.

As an artist grows older he has to fight disillusionment and learn to establish the same relation to nature as an adult as he had when a child.

I think secrets often come out. I spoke to a friend who is a therapist and I asked her if there were people who came to her and admitted to doing horrible things and she said, 'More than you know.'.

Are you living just a little and calling that life?

I was this 5-7 pudgy kid in high school... I wasn't a popular kid. I was an outcast.

Never forget - happiness ends when selfishness begins.

A proof only becomes a proof after the social act of "accepting it as a proof".

No free energy device will ever be allowed to reach the market.

I don't have anything to prove anymore. I can relax.

I did a salad, but I didn't do a garden.

Widows are divided into two classes - the bereaved and relieved.