What bothered me most was their lack of style. I learned early that class is universally admired. Almost any fault, sin or crime is considered more leniently if there's a touch of class involved.

A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father.

If my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been "Catch Me In Two Days."

I was always in the right place at the right time, always willing to take advantage of an opportunity.

Why do the Yankees always win? The other team can't stop looking at the pinstripes.

If you believe you have a foolproof system, you've failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools.

It's not what a man has but what a man is that's important.

The front of a cheque alone gives someone enough information to steal your identity.

Dear dad, you always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid.

Remember what being an adult is: It has nothing to do with money or awards.

I don't use a debit card. The safest thing is a credit card because you're using the bank's money. If someone accesses your information, they are stealing the bank's money, not yours.

Zen is the purest of meditations: just sit silently, doing nothing.

If you babble enneagram, I am a five. If you boast myers-briggs, I am an introvert-intuition-thinking-perceiving.

Most businesses would profit greatly from just applying Change Management 101 well.

I can say without affectation that I belong to the Russian convict world no less than I do to Russian literature. I got my education there, and it will last forever.

You heard Eric 'Kiddie' Cantor say that he was afraid of mob rule down on Wall Street. Oh, you're afraid, little cutie baby? How about going down there yourself and walking through the crowds?

You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries. And a second later, you're like, 'Damn, I could have had a car.'

She's not afraid. She's wearing a dentata.

Sometimes shows suffer from having many cooks in the kitchen.

The worse illness of our time, is that so many people have to suffer from never being loved

The information walls are completely crumbling.