What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Why, then, should we ever sink overwhelmed with distress, when life is so soon over, and death is so certain an entrance to happiness – to glory?

A plan is worthless unless you review it on a regular basis.

I know you hear horror stories about child actors, but I think in my family when I did start acting it was never a big deal.

Finding your way doesn't mean you always know where you're going. It's knowing how to find your way back home that's important.

We'll fight 'em until hell freezes over, then we'll fight 'em on the ice.

The delights of this life are not its own, but our fear of the ascent into a higher life; the torments of this life are not its own, but our self-torment because of that fear.

I'd like to thank the academy and I'd like to thank my mother and I'd like to thank my mother again, because I forgot to thank her last year.

The ideal photographic document would appear to be without author or art.

Civilization is a network and a maze of precedences and custom.

The biggest nationalist in Russia: that's me.