What can God do for a liar who refuses to repent? Can the Lord save him? He can’t claim salvation. Baptizing him in water will not settle the trouble, unless you keep him under.

I won't go to Hell for swearing because I repent too damn fast!

I want to advise this people, if the Lord ever does give you an inspiration, for heaven's sake write it down and remember it.

No man has any influence or power for good when angry.

If it were not for repentance and forgiveness, I would become discouraged and discontinue my labors.

An honest man is in Hell when he is in debt.

We need revelation for the calling of officers in the Church. Men should not be called merely through impression.

Sometimes you have to forsake what you want, to get what you want.

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.

I learned more from the mistakes than from the good things.

I'm not trying to save the world. As a musician and artist, it just ain't me.

Tolerance is the seed, and the gift of pure acceptance is the tree

Krystal’s slow passage up the school had resembled the passage of a goat through the body of a boa constrictor, being highly visible and uncomfortable for both parties concerned.

A wet dog is lovingest.

Those who know are not learned. Those who are learned do not know.

Sometimes broken people stay broken.