What can the harvest hope for, if not for the care of the Reaper Man?

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

If Art does not enlarge men’s sympathies, it does nothing morally.

If you just set people in motion they'll heal themselves.

He finally comprehended that the sole impossibility regarding human sorrow is to arrive at some unsurpassable limit to it.

Christmas is love.

That is the nature of endings, it seems. They never end. When all the missing pieces of your life are found, put together with glue of memory and reason, there are more pieces to be found.

An imitation may be quite successful in its own way, but imitation can never be Success. Success is a first-hand creation.

I feel equal parts lucky and scared anytime I get a job.

You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.

To Ronald Wilson Regan, The Fortieth President of The United States: The Man Who Won The War.

Faith When you feel deeply that a certain act is the right act, do it and have perfect faith that the consequences will be good.