What can we say to people who think that dreams are the real world and this one is an illusion. Perhaps they're right.

...the experience of battle forever divides those who talk of nothing else but its prospect from those who talk of everything else but its memory.

All things considered, the happiest epitaph to have etched on one's headstone is this: 'He never knew what hit him'.

Each youth betrays considerable anxiety about the wedding night ahead.

Nobody wants to watch perfect people.

Every time I write something, I think, this is the most offensive thing I will ever write. But no. I always surprise myself.

If I have to give up good fashion for a relationship, I don't want a relationship.

I thought I wanted to be a brain surgeon until I realized all the schooling it required. I didn't like school very much so I had to come up with something else.

Remember, in the vast infinity of life, all is perfect, whole, and complete... and so are you.

I have found that nothing so deceives your adversaries as telling them the truth.

Christianity neither is, nor ever was a part of the common law.