What college boils down to is a brand name stamped on the graduate for the benefit of corporate consumers.

Communism is what happens when atheism meets bureaucracy.

Modern American liberalism is nothing but the socialism too stupid to recognize itself in the mirror.

The French - cheese-eating surrender monkeys. The Germans - schnitzel snarfing stormtrooper spawn.

There is only one way to receive intellectual respect, and that is to earn it. A degree doesn't mean anything, as there are too many maleducated morons running around with them to impress anyone.

The butcher seldom sees much interest in allowing the herd to be armed.

Let your teaching reveal the nature of the kingdom of God

It seems to me that I cannot afford, as a self-respecting individual, to refuse to do a thing merely because it will make me disliked or bring down a storm of criticism on my head.

Corporate communications will become a high-tech art, just as political communication is for Obama.

The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.

A lot of kids, when they go to church, they don't really pay much attention to what they're saying or whatever.

Gratitude opens the door to... the power, the wisdom, the creativity of the universe. You open the door through gratitude.

In short, competition has to shoulder the responsibility of explaining all the meaningless ideas of the economists, whereas it should rather be the economists who explain competition.

I am extremely lucky that I have a husband who is so supportive. He's not in the slightest bit jealous or worried about the things I do in certain scenes.

We are going to have the candidate of food stamps, the finest food-stamp president in the American history, in Barack Obama, and we are going to have a candidate of paychecks.

What a moth might see from birth to death if black were white and white were black.