What colors are the eyes of Anubis?" "Brown...Duh.

Being a hero doesn’t mean you’re invincible. It just means that you’re brave enough to stand up and do what’s needed.

I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts" - Leo Valdez

I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.

"We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again."

Narcissus turned and scowled at Leo. “Who are you?” “I’m the Super-sized McShizzle, man!” Leo said. “I’m Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy.

This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..." "Repair boy." "Very funny, Piper.

Survive first. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.

You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.

Leo: Rainbows. Very macho. Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the pegasi. Leo: Rainbows, ponies... Butch: I'm gonna toss you off this chariot.

It's always hard to wrap up a series. The longer I spend with the characters, the more they become like friends.

My friends joke that I’m dead until I get onstage. I’m dead right now as you’re speaking to me.

It's probably good for your body and brain to get moving occasionally.

It's Australian to do such things because, however uncivilised they may seem, it's human to do them.

The gain to the winner is always less than the loss to the loser.

Rather leave the crime of the guilty unpunished than condemn the innocent.

I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise.

A new idea must not be judged by its immediate results.

I am interested in power, too, but power for you, the people, not power for bureaucrats and politicians and officeholders and all the like.

What is the reason that women servants ... have much lower wages than men servants ... when in fact our female house servants work much harder than the male?

A rarer spirit never Did steer humanity; but you gods will give us Some faults to make us men.