What counts aren't the number of double plays, but the ones you should have had and missed.

I'm not buddy-buddy with the players. If they need a buddy, let them buy a dog.

Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it.

A slick way to outfigure a person is to get him figuring you figure he's figuring you're figuring he'll figure you aren't really figuring what you want him to figure you figure.

If I managed the Cubs, I'd be an alcoholic.

Some people asked me if I would be interested in managing the A's. I said a definite no thank you. At night, that place is a graveyard with lights.

If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs.

We need three kinds of pitching: left-handed, right-handed and relief.

The only thing bad about winning the pennant is that you have to manage the All-Star Game the next year. I'd rather go fishing for three years.

I'd rather go fishing for three years.

We need just two players to be a contender. Babe Ruth and Sandy Koufax.

If someone isn't what others want them to be, the others become angry.

You are the handicap you must face. You are the one who must choose your place.

I never failed in mathematics. Before I was fifteen I had mastered differential and integral calculus.

Mozart shows a creative power of such magnitude that one can virtually say that he tossed out of himself one great masterpiece after another.

The humble man makes room for progress; the proud man believes he is already there.

Responsibility is always a sign of trust.

You can give your own intuitive qualities a way to surface by following your heart.

I feel like sometimes we have to be a little less inclusive and tolerant if other people's opinions could lead to the destruction of our species.

We have more than we use.

Corporate men and women, once divided by striking differences in opportunity for career growth, have come to share career chaos.