What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction.

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.

As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.

living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.

No surprise then that the pure socialists support every revolution except for the ones that succeed.

Fatherhood is the best thing that could happen to me, and I'm just glad I can share my voice.

There are going to be ups and downs in any relationship. It's a team.

My aim in helping the patient was not to cause death. My aim was to end suffering. It's got to be decriminalized.

When one has seen something of the world and human nature, one must conclude, after all, that between people in like stations of life there is very little difference the world over.

I was once kissed on the lips by a giraffe, and I don't think I've ever got over it.

Every step of life shows much caution is required.

Where the terror is, you must go.

A leader on the pitch is someone who can turn a game in the right direction, he isn't someone who has a go at his colleagues after the match for everything they did wrong.

I do not feel betrayed. ... He has a fine record. He is a national hero. (On Oliver L North's work)