What dark corner of the soul did you crawl out of?

With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.

What if you could find brand new worlds, right here on Earth, where anything is possible? Same planet, different dimension. I've found the gateway.

Buddy of mine once told me that he'd rather fly a jet than kiss his girl. Said it gave him more of a kick.

Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human’s eyes.

There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.

I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.

I don’t want to react because I don’t want them to know it’s a bad word, but I want to encourage them to talk so I’m like, ‘That’s good!’

I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating.

I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off.

Almost anyone can be an author

jerk.smokes cigars.will die of lung cancer, hopefully soon.excellent physical shape.

I can see why some people become “beach bunnies”: you don’t have to think about things or even talk when you’re on the beach. You just sit here and feel good about being alive.

Greatness unfolds beyond your comfort zone.

He is who he is, but it's not enough for me. I want more. I don't want him for just a night. I want him beside me every night.

It is somehow reassuring to discover that the word "travel" is derived from "travail " denoting the pains of childbirth.

I feel that it's the music, not anything else, that matters.

At the end, regret only what you didn't do.

Help your players to control their emotions - do this through example.

I wrote the book not to prove people wrong but just to get the insight on who I am as a person.