What did one say to a stalker? Um, pardon me, Mr.Stalker, but could you, like, not?

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

I've been lucky. Opportunities don't often come along. So, when they do, you have to grab them.

The more a species is rare the more we like and protect it... So what about humans?

The whole thing becomes like this evil enchantment from a fairy tale, but you're made to believe the spell can never be broken.

To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and at present very few people have reached this level.

Hee that tells his wife newes is but newly married.

What happened was no accident. Everything was preordained. True, the will was free, but heaven also made its ordinances.

Today women in many countries are taking part in various types of movements of protest, some of which are serious struggles for economic and social emancipation .

I like writing music that I think is beautiful, but perfection isn't really beautiful to me.

Crises can never break the one who relies on God's strength.

In the end we must have people to match our principles, not the reverse.