What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out.

Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on this Earth to be. Find that truth, live that truth and everything else will come.

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.

It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting.

Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are.

Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.

Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.

When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important.

The devil has no power over us except in our area of ignorance.

Sports is a metaphor for overcoming obstacles and achieving against great odds. Athletes, in times of difficulty, can be important role models.

True love is humble, thereby is it known; Girded for service, seeking not its own; Vaunts not itself, but speaks in self-dispraise.

...till we are uneasy in Rest, we can have no Desire to move, and without Desire of moving there can be no voluntary Motion.

You will win as many souls as God gives you, but no one will be converted by your own power.

Your date appears to be hysterical," Rene told me. "You think I should slap some man into him?

Crimes are not to be measured by the issue of events, but by the bad intentions of men.

Some people are worried about the difference between right and wrong. I'm worried about the difference between wrong and fun.

You're not supposed to cuss when you're an old lady, and just when there's so much more to cuss about.

The only way to achieve a practical, livable peace in a world of competing nations is to take the profit out of war.