What did you learn in school that you still use today? Go ahead teachers, tell me. What? Fear, conformity, don't question authority.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

The greatest storms on our Earth break not in nature but in our minds!

A life lived mired in resentment is one that is lived primarily in the past and this is never one that is filled with joy.

All stories are true. But some of them never happened.

Taste cannot be controlled by law.

Caesar was a man of great common sense and good taste, meaning thereby a man without originality or moral courage.

A period recourse into the wilds is not a retreat into secret silent sanctums to escape a wicked world, it is to take breath amid effort to forge a better world.

If ever I expected to come face to face with an angry Christian fundamentalist, it wasn't in FAO Schwarz.

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new.

Crime and punishment grow out of one stem. Punishment is a fruit that unsuspected ripens within the flower of the pleasure which concealed it.

Legal immigration is a much tougher group of people to stereotype and to identify as potential new Democrat voters.