What do Obama and God have in common? Neither has a birth certificate. How do they differ? God does not think he's Obama.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

To establish true self-esteem we must concentrate on our successes and forget about the failures and the negatives in our lives. - Denis Waitley.

The world is only as small as your mind makes it.

I turned and faced the Olympians."We need a shroud, " I announced, my voice cracking. "A shroud for the son of Hermes.

Successful prospecting depends on selecting methods that you can effectively navigate. If something makes you uncomfortable, please don't do it.

Take up your own daily cross; it is the burden best suited for your shoulder, and will prove most effective to make you perfect in every good word and work to the glory of God.

There is no part of my life, upon which I can look back without pain.

Envy is destroyed by true friendship, as coquetry by true love.

I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.

The important thing is to be in love with something.

If pleasure was not followed by pain, who would forbear it?