What do you call those things at the bottom of rivers? Frogs? Stones? Unsuccessful gangsters?

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Being alone can be good. It's easy to find peace alone. But sometimes, being alone is a king of death.

The morning sun will bring you a fresh new day with a fresh new world of possibilities.

I really do feel like I was born to write and tell stories.

Human beings crave freedom at their core.

Long hours trail in their purple and long years are lost in just this moment while our souls are near, our mouths separate.

Many people have ideas on how others should change; few people have ideas on how they should change.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted.

No matter at what speed I move forward, I am never satisfied.

The pastor who cares about the spiritual growth of his people must make God and His Word the centerpiece of his ministry.