What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?

Many are willing to suffer for their art. Few are willing to learn to draw.

He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.

Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.

If you only ever read one book in your life ... I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut.

Like bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity.

The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things.

When you look in the mirror and despair and none of your clothes seem appropriate, relax, put the kettle on. It might suit you.

Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.

All men are brothers. Hence war.

Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than £3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.

In the school of mortality, we experience tenderness, love, kindness, happiness, sorrow, disappointment, pain, and even the challenges of physical limitations in ways that prepare us for eternity.

Weakness is what keeps driving us to God, by the overwhelming conviction that there just isn't anywhere else to go.

You shall learn, though late, the lesson of how to be discreet.

I tend to equate sadness with intelligence.

Mother came to New York to keep house for me.

Be strong, saith my heart; I am a soldier; I have seen worse sights than this.

The more you paint the more fluent you are with your brush.

The scum that rises upmost, when the nation boils.

He was a graduate of West Point, which is military academy that turns young men into homicidal maniacs for use in war.

The faith that education would destroy intolerance is false. It may be partly true, but people find that intolerance is fun.