What do you mean "Ewww"?How is my tuna breath worsethan peanut butter?

I explained it loudand clear. What part of "meow"don't you understand?

Yawn. String-on-a-stick. Fine. I'll come out and chase itto make you happy.

Letmeoutletmeoutletmeoutletmeout.Wait--let me back in!...Letmeinletmeinletmeinletmein.Wait--let me back out!

Your tummy, soft aswarm dough. I knead and knead, thenbake it with a nap.

Dogs have hair. Cats, fur.Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr.I say: No contest.

Fine. If you insist.I'll try Just.One.Nibble. But--I won't enjoy it.

Sorry about thesquishy in your shoe. Must'vebeen something I ate.

Sometimes life just walks up to you, excuses itself and punches you in the face.

Only God is good.""We can make good works, We can be called good folksWe can do good, but we cannot be good.

Because I am an Englishman I spent most of my life in a state of embarrassment.

Following dharma puts you in a proper field of attention. In a proper field of attention, regardless of what your outer circumstances are, happiness will flow.

In Buddhist practice a great deal of time is spent practicing mandala meditation. You learn to visualize and hold simultaneous concepts in the mind during meditation.

No time for drug addiction, no time for smoke or booze. Too strong for a shortened life span, I've got no time to lose.

Our life capital is measured in seconds. Once those seconds are gone, we never get them back!

We are not to be so concerned about who approves or disapproves of us, but remember that God's approval is what counts. Those whom God approves are approved indeed.

They've got to deliver twenty-six episodes a season and they're not going to beat their heads up against a wall if they feel something didn't, like, pan out the way they had hoped.

This is...self-knowled ge-for a man to know what he knows, and what he does not know.