What do you want?""Just coffee. Black - like my soul.

Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.

And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.

It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.

A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?

Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know.

No. It is said that the Nephilim are the children of men and angels. All that this angelic heritage has given to us is a longer distance to fall.

Humans were so stupid. They had something so precious, and they barely safeguarded it at all. They threw away their lives for money, for packets of powder, for a stranger's charming smile.

There were some memories, though, that never faded.

Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited.

The more time you invest into studying religion, the more likely you are to disbelieve in the gods

The fact that you can do something doesn't me you are called to do it

I've adopted the guideline of Warren Buffett's partner, Charlie Munger, who says "I wanna know where I'll be when I die - so I never go there.

There is nothing in the world or the Church — except the church's disobedience — to render the evangelization of the world in this generation an impossibility.

Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.

I was obsessed with clowns. My dad had to get rid of them. I thought there were clowns under my bed for years.

We must take care not to admit as true anything, which is only probable. For when one falsity has been let in, infinite others follow.

In their behavior toward creatures, all men are Nazis. Human beings see oppression vividly when they're the victims. Otherwise they victimize blindly and without a thought.

The way we see the problem is the problem.

Jaguars, afterall, were fairly common, and so people were more respectful than afraid of them, just as they were of any other natural force.