What does Everton chairman Bill Kenwright think he will get for £6m? Andy Johnson's trainers?

I had an Aston Martin phone worth ?15,000 given to me as a present. I dropped it in a gin and tonic about 15 seconds after opening it.

If I see another David Gold interview on the poor East End Jewish boy done good I'll impale myself on one of his dildos.

Agents are nasty scum. They're evil and divisive and pointless. They only survive because the rest of the sport is so corrupt and because leading football club people employ their sons in the job.

I'm not going to drag it out or make a point, because points are pointless.

In retrospect, of course I regret calling them (Charlton fans) morons. Imbeciles would have been more appropriate.

I'm no respecter of tradition and I have no time for the Manchester Uniteds and Arsenals of this world. There's nothing to admire in these clubs. They're just bullshit worlds full of bullshit people.

Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs.

Andrew is an integral part of the team and he is staying at my football club. The reality is I need him to score the goals that will get us promoted.

A house is never small or empty, when filled with love.

But centuries of time have not made me insensitive

For a little while, my mom was a school teacher. And I went to the school that she taught.

I love a bit of drama. That's a bad thing. I can flip really quickly.

I have always felt that the surest way to qualify for the job just ahead is to work a little harder than any one else on the job one is holding down.

We are all puppets in the hands of fate and seldom see the strings.

Life and the environment are one thing, not two, and people, as all life, are immersed in the one system. When we influence nature, we influence ourselves; when we change nature, we change ourselves.

When I started my goal was to make a successful underground movie. I started making movies in the mid-60s. Underground cinema then only lasted about two or three years.

I've always been interested in gadgets and technology and I've always been a reader.

To find your angels... Start trusting your inner voice and intuition